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*TIPS FEDORA*

Le Super Neckbeard is an excuisite platformer starring Super Neckbeard.

>Incredibly classy story that makes little sense

>Incredibly long neckbeards

>The protagonist is really a nice guy

>Defeat enemies with your considerable supply of Mountain Duah, Doratos, and..uh...playing cards...

>14 levels of retro platforming glory

>TENDIES!

>WAIFUS!

>NORMIES!